The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

"Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band"

The music bizness is one of the more horrendous ones with which to be involved. I am sure that there are many others. The very fact of music being a commodity is fraught with ambiguity and contradictions, much like wine. Via Boing Boing, The 20 Biggest Record Company Screwups of All Time.