Kinky Friedman's Thoughts for the Day

"I drive a Yom Kippur Clipper. That's a Jewish Cadillac. It stops on a dime and picks it up."

"Either I'm not a practicing Jew or else I've got to practice a little bit more."

"I've always been searching for a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence."

"The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists is that they don't hold 'em under long enough."

Comments

[ashley]

Kinky, regarding smoking Cuban cigars:

I'm not supporting their economy, I'm burning their fields.